aberrantkenosis:

talesof4chan:

Anon has a burglar break in
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

this is amazing

Survey #140 : Bold What’s True

surveyhaven:

Your name begins with a letter A through J. 
You don’t mind needles, and getting shots. 
Your favorite color is blue, purple, or green. 
You’re atheist. 
Your natural hair color is blonde. 
You’ve considered joining the military. 
Your best friend is taller than you.
You wear makeup daily.
You hate music. 
You watched Dragon Tales when you were growing up. 
You have Satellite television. 
You own at least 3 items from Forever21. 
You’ve broken a bone. 
Yuh h@+3 w3n ppl uze inc0rr3c+ gr@mm@. 
^ that was difficult for you to decipher
You live on the West Coast. 
You’ve attended a wedding. 
You have antisocial moments. 
At one point today, you wanted to punch somebody in the face. 
It’s after 3pm where you are. 
You hate Mondays. 
You have a Facebook. 
You play/played more than one sport. 
You’re afraid of heights. 
You don’t like Obama. 
You’ve been in the newspaper. 
You wanted to be a princess when you were little. 
You donate to charity whenever you can. 
You have a Bzoink account. 
You have no regrets. 
You use plastic bags at the grocery store. 
You love shopping. 
You can taste the difference between Pepsi and Coke. 
You have/had a teacher that you wanted to curbstomp. 
You have a friend that tries to shove their religion down your throat. 
You’ve gone camping. 
You cut your own hair. 
Your the palest out of your group of friends. 
You hate being lazy. 
You eat too much. 
You love fast food. 
You’ve been to the beach. 
You know somebody who’s died within the past 5 months. 
You’ve had an MRI. 
You still watch the Disney Channel. 
You’re guilty of enjoying the show Jersey Shore. 
You’ve been to both Disneyland and Six Flags. 
You’ve never been in an airplane. 
There are no candles in your bedroom. 
You knew somebody involved in 9/11.  
You have ADD. 
You enjoy reading. 
Your favorite holiday is Halloween. 
You are well known in your community.
You are listening to music while taking this.

djwordspinna:

actualjonjafari:

im fucking crying

seriously volume warning

spcsnaptags:

wolvensnothere:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

youcannotrelight:

I love how it only takes Tsugumi Ohba a few pages of Bakuman to mention Death Note.

prguitarman:

So long, gay Bowser~

April, September, November, December.

April:  favourite hair colour; favourite eye colour

Ginger or brown; green.

September: instruments I play / want to play

Used to know the trumpet and ocarina / Harpsichord

November: if I changed my name, what would it be

Dunno. I like my name.

December:  random fact about me :)

I can’t burp.

Feel free to ask
January: sexuality/preferences
February: city/state
March: favourite colour
April: favourite hair colour & favourite eye colour
May: favourite manga & favourite anime
June: favourite book
July: favourite song/band
August: crush names
September: instruments I play/ want to play
October: favourite game
November: if I changed my name, what would it be
December: random fact about me :)

neptunain:

steal his look: frank reynolds

black leather couch - $3499

vanesserz:

This pretty much sums up my reaction to book 3 and the book 4 trailer